Narcissists are toxic, evil, soul-sucking vampires that should be excommunicated from your lives, except…
…when they're your mother and you're her primary caretaker? Yea, it's a question because…
pleasurably promulgating my primitive propensities.
Bronze Medals and Torn Groins
Do not tear your groin. Seriously, if there's anything you can do in your…
Nothing cures the Blues like a Purple Belt
Saturday, May 27th 2017. Today I was promoted to Purple Belt in Brazilian Jiu…
Days of Darkness Nights of drunkeness
Facebook invites to events are cool. It's kind of the adult equivalent of getting…
It’s not always champagne and roses
I am very fortunate that the majority of my memories from Judo and BJJ…
Guys Fall Cycle Trip 2016
Almost every fall a few of us guys will hop a flight to either the…
Crusty ol bastards rolling in Vegas
I just returned from competing at the 2016 IBJJF Masters Worlds. To answer your first…
Dr. Porkenheimer’s Boner Juice
I'm happy to report that I still visit camp Morningwood every morning (although most…
Lucas Lepri and the three second back-take
If you roll you probably know who Lucas Lepri is. I was pretty excited…
Grandma was doing Paleo before it was cool
So in case you've never read my bio, I'm half-Armenian and Half Cuban-Venezuelan, I…
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